Saturday, January 4, 2014
stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless

stingdragon:

fartgallery:

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless

(Source: belovedlotus)

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Friday, January 3, 2014

nasai:

allthegoshdangusernamesaretaken:

nasai:

the universe fucks me up man like whats out there?? what are we?? is this shit even real?? are their other universes?? if so do u think naruto exists there?? fucks me up man

According to the multiverse theory chances are that in a couple of universes you are naruto

holy shit ur fuckin me up man im fucked up you fucked me up

(Source: nondeterminism)

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Buffyverse Appreciation: Oz
mewtwoofficial:

this is the face of someone who tried to fart quietly but ended up shitting their pants

mewtwoofficial:

this is the face of someone who tried to fart quietly but ended up shitting their pants

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

(Source: thefreshprinceof-denmark)

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

image

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

Tuesday, December 31, 2013

(Source: whichisnone)

sirnucleose:

This sort of idiocy is exactly why we should have another pokemon game with two competing teams.

Monday, December 30, 2013

shotafrost:

I love video games because you’re always on an important quest that is very time limited but you can dick around places for as long as you want like yeah sure my sister has been kidnapped but I need to spend three hours exploring this dungeon to make sure I don’t miss any treasure

born-inthewronggeneration:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

I love how he doesn’t know where to throw the printer

born-inthewronggeneration:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

I love how he doesn’t know where to throw the printer

Sunday, December 29, 2013

whiteboyfriend:

drunkdilf:

when is it ok to fart in front of your significant other for the first time? like do you announce it? like: babe just wanna let you know that I’m about to fart for the first time ever since we’ve met is that ok? or do you just let it out and act all casual like: oops I slipped an ass melody hope u don’t mind 

ass melody

(Source: cyberho)

semi-dead:

is this how rich people play cards

semi-dead:

is this how rich people play cards

kevytlevi:

i thought my anime phase was over but then it hit back twice as bad as before

(Source: pirachu)